Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

My old club Glasgow Rangers, who I played for at the top level before the internet proved me wrong - I mean before the internet was invented - are in big, big financial trouble.

If only my own businesses weren't up the swanny, I could buy the club and picked myself for the first team - after all these years, my lies - I mean dreams would come true. f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck

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