Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Had a great time with Becks and his family. My sweet little god-daughter, Harper, is just an absolute doll. Don't know why people are pissed off with the name they chose. I think it's kinda cute.

Anyway, we had fun surfing and I prepared a fantastic barbecue.

When we told the kids that the fish I'd cooked was 'dolphin' that Becks had caught the day before, they all freaked. They'd been watching the dolphins out in the ocean.

Even when we told them the truth, that it was only ordinary fish like what they eat at home...they wouldn't believe us so I had to do them bloody hamburgers.

Think I'll buy a trout farm this week.

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