Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 29 March 2012
I see Nigella Lawson in the papers today, at a book launch, showing off her 'Mad Men' figure... Pwhaaaaaooorr!!
Reminds me of the dream I had about the two of us last week...
I went over to her place, I cooked main, she did dessert.
She ended up swallowing my enormous sausage (and gravy toppings).
Then I took a nibble on her juicy melons...
And after all that I put a bun in her oven!
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