Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 29 March 2012

I see Nigella Lawson in the papers today, at a book launch, showing off her 'Mad Men' figure... Pwhaaaaaooorr!!

Reminds me of the dream I had about the two of us last week...

I went over to her place, I cooked main, she did dessert.
She ended up swallowing my enormous sausage (and gravy toppings).

Then I took a nibble on her juicy melons...

And after all that I put a bun in her oven!


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