Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Where the f..k is my filleting knife? I'll fillet the next person who calls me a bastard. What? You don't like angry people? Squire, I'll show you ANGRY!!!!! I"ll take down as many plebs as I can when I f..king find my weapons of mass destruction. Yeah, the whole kitchen armoury. I'm gonna make the rape of Nanjing look like a garden party when I'm finished with this lot. Bloody hell, some moron has just spilt balsamic vinegar all over my plum and raisin pudding. That's an instant hanging offence right there. F..k me, some people have got a f..king nerve!

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