Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Monday, 23 May 2011

F**k, burnt the toast again.
Off to close/save another resturant, this time its one of mine. lol.

I hired the manager, great knockers, I said if I can make them move without touching them I'll give her a fiver, if I couldn't I'd give her a job, I gave them such a squeeze, right on the nip.
I gave her the job... debt of houour kind if c**ting thing.
She's going to send a Laura around to see me. Can't wait, I'll tell her the same joke too. They love it!
gagging for it.
Must buy some eggs.
maybe some brown sauce too..

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