Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Dear Diary,

had to work with this complete f*****g moron today! B*****d!

The f*****g, t*****g, c*****g f****r only went and f*****g burnt the baked f*****g beans to the bottom of the pan!

Dozy f*****g s******d!

Thing is we weren't even supposed to f*****g have f*****g baked f*****g beans, f*****g idiot! I asked for f*****g baked f*****g Alaska! Stupid c**k!

Still, my f*****g producers said they won't ever f*****g let Ainsley f*****g Harriott near our f*****g studio a-f*****g-gain!

Thank f**k! What a b*****d!

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