Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Well, I am just pissed. Everyone's saying I use the word FUCK too often. Fuck, I bloody do not. For fuck's sake why doesn't everyone fucking lighten up for fuck's sake.

If this fucking well keeps up, I'll fucking well stop talking al-to-fucking-gether. Fuck them all, that's what I fucking well think.

Fuck it! Why do they keep picking on me. I've read some of the articles on that online Spoof fucking newspaper and they fucking well say worse things than I do about fucking body parts and all that fucking stuff. Vaginas! Well I don't remember talking about fucking vaginas in any of my shows or interviews.

What the fuck. I'm going to-fucking-sleep. Good fucking night diary.


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