Gordon Ramsay - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Diary,

I woke, showered, dried, trousers on, shirt, shoes, shoes off, socks on, shoes back on.

Downstairs.

Said hi to wife, children, dog, made coffee, breakfast, watched news, shocked.

Kissed wife bye, kids, dog, kissed secret picture of Marco! Outside, car, start, drive!

Work, cook, finish, drive. Home, kids, dinner, cocoa, slippers,

Done!


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