Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Monday, 28 January 2008

Just got back from Beijing. Missed Sarah. Saw aircrash at Heathrow - damned thing nearly hit my plane! Fortunately nobody was hurt. Plane a bit dented and I don't think it'll fly for a while?

Been invited to the Beijing Olympics later this year! i wonder what sport they want me to take part in? Catching the Javelin, throwing the glass eye? No passing the buck -I'm good at that! Hope I don't have to go to China on a Boeing 777 though.

Made love last night 'twas good -5*

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