Gordon Brown - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Another day as Prime Minister,

Nick Clegg has slept with 30 women? Hey, well, I can't measure up to that. Still, not many of us Labour/Conservative Politicians can. We don't get around as much as we should.

Still, all of this trouble in London stops the really important news from getting out. Nobody else noticed Vlad or Georgie wearing the same ties did they?

God, that was a disaster of mass proportions avoided at least.