George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 April 2007

Deer Diery,

Today I got a letter frum Tonee Blare. He sed our weding wood haf to be delade cause he has to brake it off with Elton John furst. I wuz hart brokin an just kuldnt qwit kryin. Then I got a call frum daddy.

Daddy sed the New World Order wuz comin toogether nicely. Satan called him an said we kuld start eerly cause we wuz ahed of skejule. While it didunt qwite put a smile on my face, it did make me kwit kryin. I miss Tonee so much. I kant wate to bee with him. He iz in my every thot. I jus no that sum day weel be tugether, arm in arm, lips on lips. That dae will be the furst day of the rest of are lifes.

Urs pashinately,

Georgie W.

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