George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 May 2006

I was just thinking about something. I have been called a fanatical Christian, but I don't even believe Christianity is the exclusive path to heaven! Heck, with a notion like that, I probably wouldn't even be allowed to teach Sunday school, let alone guide a Christian "Crusade". Heck, comparing my "War on Terror" to a "Crusade" probably defames the good name of the REAL Crusades! Now that I think of it, I can't really even list a consistently pro-life policy record. I haven't even cut funding to planned parenthood!

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