George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 August 2006

Hi Di,

As in arhea, because that's what I got after riding the Raptor at Six Flags. I don't know if it was the ride or the Smoked Turkey Leg I bought at the concession stand.

Anyway, when I'm done picking the meat out of my teeth I'm going to sue them for free tickets, as in "Weeeeeeeee!"