George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

Deer Diary

Today I got an email from Dickey.It wuz a joke and it wuz makin' fun of me,it hurt my feelins.I sent him a reply and I sed not to send me no more emails no more.

Anyway,what's with that bich Hillary,she thinks she will be president,she iz stoopid and she is also ugly,I think she mite reely be a man.

Now I have ta go to pee pee,and then I have to eat lunch,I hope they let me eat pizza again,I don't know after what happend the last time,I shit all over the Oval Office,anyway why do they call it the Oval Office?It duzent look oval to me.