George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 23 May 2007

Dear Diarrhea (hee hee),

Think we gonna get some more money for what we're doin in Iraq and that Afgan place too. I know if we just git that surge goin, those Osama lovers will stop messin around.

Too many of them Osama lovers here too. Can't do much about that I guess. We done somethin to the Japs back in the big one, and now they say that wasn't right.

Rudy, John and Mitt (them Mormons sure have funny names) are doin their best to fill my shoes, but none of them is doin too well. Maybe Fred can step up and do somethin. My buddy Ron Paul is takin a shot too, but I think the media just don't like Texans. Now that Wolfie is done with that World Bank thing, maybe he can figure somethin out.

Tony said that Jimmy Carter said somethin bad about me, but I still like the old fella. He's soft but he means well. Plus he's got that nucular background to him.

Biggest problem today is Barney peein on the carpet again. Wish he'd stop that.