George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

Deer Direy,

I got them Dumocarts today. Me and Chainey really put it to 'em. Mr. Chainey even bakt me up. We got rida them annoin' OSHA peeple two. What do those werkers think OSHA's sposed to be? A safety orginuzashun or sumpthin'? Now that we got them werkers out of are hare, I can spen more tim workin' on mah weddin' to Toni Blare.

Urs Trulee,

Bubba