George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Dere Dairy-

It's bin a long time I no cents I rote, butt whut the hay. Bitter layte than never I sez.

I bin reel bizzy whut with the serge an' all an' hadn't had a hole lot of tyme to rite, butt I got a few minutts rite now so hear I are.

Unka dickie's bin purty grouchy an' all, butt kno't no as I blayme him much. Ugly as he is I gess I'd be grouchy two. Gotta go now. Laura nedes to tye my tie four me befour the nex stiff meeting.


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