George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 December 2005

Dear Diary,

Christmas was not a good one. All I got was a bunch of coal. Why couldn't I get any oil? Santa didn't even take the cookies I set out for him. Laura tried to cook dinner but burned the turkey.

Congress is getting tough on me. They didn't veto any bills or anything political. They didn't even give me coal.

For my New Years Resolution, I need to get more oil. What bad guy should I take down next? My papa says the leader of Iran. But I am thinking Saudi Arabia. They have plenty of oil.

The senete blocked my bill to drill for oil in Alaska. Those ba****ds! Now what am I going to do?

I am glad I have you diary. I you are the only on who truely listens. Even Dick wears eag plugs now.

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