George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 March 2012

March, 2012

Dear Diary,

W.Here.

Some people say that Dickster Cheney ran the country while I was in the White House.

Let me tell you, the Dickster can be a real hard guy to deal with. I'd like to see Osama try. That Biden is a puppy dog.

I had more of a Rottenweillor.

You never knew when the guy was kidding.

Like the one time he walked in just as I was getting out of the bathtub.

Right away I thought of the time I read about when President Roseyvelt was wheeled in just as Churchill was getting out of the tub during WWII. He said, "The Prime Minister of England has nothing to hide from the President of the United States."

So I told Cheney, "The President of the United States has nothing to hide from the Vice President of the United States."

He looked at me for a few seconds, grinned and said, "You can certainly see that!"

Embarrassing.

W.


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