George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 March 2005

Hmmmmm I am kinda bored today. I think I might like to bomb somewhere, that might be kinda fun. But where to pick? Decisions, decisions! Is always a tough system to this. Involves highly difficult statistics and calculations, politics sometimes comes into it too. Best way I find to do it and fairest is to throw a dart at the huge map of the world that Mom and Pop got me for my office. Hmm first time I threw dart it landed on England. Cant really bomb there, thats Blairs territory. And I need him, he always lets me do what I want whenever I want. Bombing him would be soooo dumb! I might just go play with my play dough, have some cookies and milk, maybe a little nap and see how I feel after that.

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