George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 30 November 2004

Finished war and peace for the third time today, most exquisite prose I hasten to add. When will the world take accept me as the unsung genius of our era? It makes my very cockles quiver with angst! Egad! even my wife tries to treat me like a suckling babe. This morning she offered to change my daiper for me! Can man have no respite from public humiliation, not even with natural urges.

On a good note, Tony gave me a ring today and we discussed his wifes orthodontistry. I think that a whole army with teeth that big could anihilate any oil producing state.

Oh well dear diary, I must rest soon, my wife will doubtless try to read me thomas the tank engine or some other such book of a Ringo Starr narrated television program, zounds! If only I was a communist dictator, I could have lobotomised. then the shoe would be on the other foot!