George W. Bush - My Fake Diary

Friday, 25 February 2005

Hi'yall, today I met that Ruskie Prez. Putin. Gave him a good talking to about Human Rites. Quick as a flesh, he came back at me with what about the Human Rites at Gwantalomomo Bay? I told him I wasn't having any of that, he'd better watch his mouth, there's always room for one more on my Axes of Evil.

Day before I had a nice visit with Tony Bliar. I asked about my invite to the Chas and Camilla wedding. He said he'd drop a hint in the Royal ear. I asked about sending a wedding present - best to choose carefully, said Tone, something to fetch a good price when Chas. gets his man Forceit to sell it on later.