George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 31 October 2004
electricion day is soon. but now, holloween. i'm thinking of trick or treating. but it sucks becuz the senate never gives any good candy. i got an apple from max baucus last year, the bastard.
my lady says i should be harry potter. she got me a scar tatoo n everything. im alot like harry in some ways. voldemort is sadam. think about it. hermoine is my lady, and ron is the dick-man.
btw, ne one else think its funny his name is dick? dick, u kno, like crotch. lol. lol. i should call him tiny dick. lol. cuz u SO kno dats what he has. not like me. in texas, everythings big.
-W., but tonite HARRY!
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