George W. Bush - My Fake Diary
Monday, 18 October 2004
Jeesh - these peeple is so stupid. All these signs their holding saying "Bush/Cheney 04". Their not going to know whats happening too them after November 3. Boy, have Dick and me got plans for them?
Still pissed at Kerry for that remark about Dick's Mary, but only coz Karl told me I shood act all pissed. So what if she is a lesbo? Makes no difference to me. i wouldn't [expletive deleted] her, anyway. But it's up to her. Oh, but its fun to see those peeple who call themselves "Christains" get all het up under the collor when we go on about gay marridge. As if any of us in the white house really care about these things. But Karl says its good for votes, so thats what I do, and I can make it sound real importent to those [expletive deleted].
Still not feeling grate after the debates. Two fifths of Jim Been before the third one might have been a mistake, Dick says. Keep it to one, he says. Hell, I can outdrink that bald-head [expletive deleted] any day or night. And out[expletive deleted] him too. Think its time to get a real man on my teem. But it still hurts when I move my head fast. Suppose Im getting older. Used to be able to do more than that when I was flying. Time for a quick one, and then bed.
Long horl tomorrow to Idaho or Iowa or somewhere like that and I have a new speach to learn on the plane. Dont know whats wrong with the one I've been giving since 911. But Karl says I must change it a bit.
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