Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 March 2012

I'm ashamed to say that my life-partner and mother of my two sons Daniel and Samuel, Justine Thornton, a Cambridge-educated barrister was very impressed with the damned budget yesterday!

Oh, I've done it again, I meant my beloved wife, not life-partner and mother of my two sons Daniel and Samuel. I keep forgetting we got married in an effort to pretend we had some morals so the voters would be impressed and support Labour.

Anyway, she thought it was an excellent budget, but I made hwer promise not to tell anyone that I did too.