Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 18 March 2012

This was in the press today:

Labour leader Ed Miliband's Westminster office has been burgled - but luckily there were no policies there to pinch.

I suppose they thought it was funny?

I must admit my sons Daniel and Samuel did! My partner Justine Thornton, was not so happy about it. Oh there I go again calling her my partner... she's my wife! I still forget that we got married after having lived in sin, and having two kids when I became Leader of the party.