Ed Miliband - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 March 2012

My controversial "sickie" to see Hull City FC took a fresh twist yesterday as some git revealed that I turned up in a Rolls Royce and the club's chairman had secretly just given Labour £100,000. It was Tycoon Assem Allam's Rolls-Royce Phantom that whisked me to the game.

Unfortunately, just hours after the I'd cried off from attending an NHS rally!

Shit!