Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 August 2019

I knew they'd love me at the G7 conference and when it went real quiet after I announced that next year I would be hosting it, I knew everything was going great!

Today really seals it. They asked me to go in this room while they made some plans and left me here all alone. I know it's because they're planning on surprising me with an award rewarding me for my awesomeness! I'll have to practice my surprised face.