Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 December 2018

I don't know why everybody keeps telling me to take it easy and to be careful what I say blah blah blah. I just talked to my excellent attorney, Rudy Giuliani, and he tells me I have nothing to worry about because I'm President! OK, enough fun. Time to Tweet! I think I'll say more stuff about my squealing ex-attorney Cohen!