Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 November 2018

Time to go out and yell to my followers who are looking to see and worship me! And I am so giving and wonderful to let them, I can never let anything get in the way of that, not bad storms, not bad hair days, well, maybe bad hair days.

It's a good thing I don't try to write or even learn speeches any more, or have other people write them, or use Melania's speech writer. My speeches work much better when I just say whatever pops into my head!