Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 28 October 2018

Why don't people believe me like they should? I should have the trust of EVERY American! Every American who doesn't trust me is a traitor!
It's really getting ridiculous with all these FACTS, FACTS, FACTS! I tell you, if the President says it, you'd better believe that, if it wasn't a fact before, it is now!

Note to self - see if I can get Congress moving on any legislation about this.