Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 19 November 2018

Oh shit! I'm afraid those fuckin' Demos are gonna come after my tax forms. There are too many secrets there I don't want known! Like, how I cheated, don't actually have that much money, and give zero to charity! You, diary, and that accountant I had disappeared, are the only ones to ever know!

I just hope they don't do anything to keep me from my adoring public! They won't know what to do! They love me so much!


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