Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 December 2017

Well, everything is going great! Melania keeps saying I'm delusional because having the FBI investigate, those bitches not letting those stupid harrassment things go, and all those assholes that don't like my tweets is supposed to pis me off! I've never been calmer!
HEY! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAIR ON MY TWEETER PHONE? WHERE'S THAT FUCKING MAID?!!