Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 8 November 2012
Dear Diary -
I knew I should have run for president. I know that I would have gotten a hell of a lot more electoral votes than the old Flip-Flopper Mitt Romney received.
I guess that I was just too busy with my same old, boring, song-and-dance BS routine regarding President Obama's birth certificate, his college records, and his paper or plastic preference.
But little does America know that all of that is merely used as a smoke screen by me to keep the Donald Trump brand in the national spotlight.
Yes, I admit it...I am addicted to the limelight. Without it - I am just Donnie Trump, a Burger Bandit Restaurant manager.
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