David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Monday, 30 June 2003

I can't believe it! I've just got back from a mission that involved me saving a truck load of puppies! And by puppies, I mean small dogs. I can't believe that I was sent on a dangerous mission (I had to use the turbo button twice!) just to rescue a lot of fucking dogs.

Excuse my language. But I'm just so frustrated. I didn't get to meet one woman in this episode....er...of...my life. Not one woman! What's happening to this world that's become this warped?

I suppose though it gives me an excuse to practise my harmonies with my English friend. Did I mention? We're thinking of entering in a local talent contest as a musical act. I think we're going to sing "Every breath you take", but we'll see.

So - must go. Take care.

The Hoff man

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