David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 May 2012

I've just discovered that me appearing on Britain's Got Talent (BGT) was a cultural exchange programme by Simon Cowbell with Piers Morgan going the other way on Americas Got Talent (AGT).

Well I think the British people got a better deal. A clever, good looking famous yankee like me, and the US got that scrotum Piers Moron, whose career in the states has taken off with him replacing Larry King.

On that basis, I should be taking over from Jeremy Paxman on Newsnight any day now.