David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

Just saw a news report about Donald Trumps new book, in which he admits to being worth around $7 billion. Wow. Nice going The Donald.

Apparently $3 of his fortune is down to trademarking his name 'The Trump'. What a shrewd business man. I have followed in his footsteps and trademarked 'The Hoff'.

This time next year, I'll be a billionaire! Maybe. And then Simon Cowell will phone me up and admit he was wrong to sack me on Britain's Got Talent! And ask em to come back. Hopefully.

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