David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

I'm not saying times are tough since I was Simon Cowell sacked, sorry 'replaced' me with David Willy-face on Britain's Got Talent, but I have started shopping at Lidl.

Its a budget supermarket popular in Germany, where I am still HUGE.
I just bought 80 tea-bags for 27 pence. THAT IS VALUE WITH A CAPITAL V.
Only problem is while I am sitting at home out of work, waiting for the phone to ring, I am making and drinking lots of cups of tea.

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