David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 September 2012

Saw an advert on the side of a bus - drive this bus and earn £30,000.
Wow! Good money. Oh hang on that's per year, not a day.

Still, I bet you get to meet loads of chicks as a bus driver. With the celebrity work drying up, I might go for the interview.

Free uniform and free travel. BONUS!