David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Oh the cheeky bugger!

Russel Brand is dating my ex - Anouska de Georgiou. And he never even rang me up to ask if I was ok with it. Then again, we've never met and he probably doesn't have my number.

Still - if he's with my ex, perhaps I could hook up with his ex Katy?