David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Friday, 18 May 2012

Former X Factor judge Dannii Minogue has reportedly turned down £1 million and a chance to go back to the UK show to replace Kelly Rowland.

Wow... A million. I. Could. Do. That.

I'm a great tv judge - see my performances on Britain's Got Talent.
Last year - 2011. Not this year, 2012.

And I'm a great singer. I'm very big in Germany. For some reason.
I hope Simon Cowell hasn't changed his phone number. It always goes to voicemail when I ring??


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