David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Monday, 17 August 2009

I really love judging on America's Got Talent. All of the stupid bimbos with the big titties think that if they sleep with me, they're gonna win the million dollars.

Those three blonde violin playing Polish triplets were dynamite in bed! If we could give the money for a foursome that left you feeling drained, they'd win the money.

Hell, even that granny lady is all action and all access. She might even be better than those five Mormon sisters who clogged/tap danced.

Now, if I could just convince Kevin Skinner that I don't want to do an old, scraggly, chicken catching, country singing, Kentucky man, I'd be in great shape.


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