David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Dear Diary,

I'm feeling a little depressed today. I was watching re-runs of Bay Watch last night, and realized that I'm now 50 pounds heavier, 15 years older, and nowhere near the hunky stud of a man I used to be. God, I need another Lortab.

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