David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 January 2010

That's it; I've just quit America's Got Talent. I resigned. The hypocracy of my job finally got to me. I admit it, I've got no talent so should not judge on a show where people are showing off their talent.

I can't sing. I can't dance. I can't act. I can't juggle. I can't write. I can't do magic or dog acts or or anything else. I can just look pretty.

I've come up with a new career path for the rest of my life. From now on, I'm going to do the same thing that the rest of the people with no talent do....I'm going to be a rapper!