David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 24 May 2009

Man, am I lucky I'm not over in England and judging their Britain's Got Talent. I'll stick with America's Got Talent.

I mean, if I was over there, I'd have that Susan Boyle woman trying to get into my pants (because all of the contestants want some of my johnson). She can sing okay, but she's a real bowser (I think they call her a "Minger" on their side of the Atlantic).

Nope, leave me with Southern Belles, farmer's daughters, and California girls. I really enjoyed that whole group of cheerleaders we had last year.

This season, I'm gonna create a new rule that no uglies are allowed and that all contestants have to perform in sexy lingerie.

Now everyone knows why I really have to sit behind that table!

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more