David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

May Day

Dear Diary,

Guess everybody saw where I fell off the wagon again. We hid it pretty well, telling everybody who would buy it that I was sick.

And I was sick as I had some Morgan David after thirteen Margaritas. Well, several margaritas.

I don't know why I opened that Morgan David. Too sweet.

I think I'm sick again. Here I come commode Honey, are you ready for a big ole hug.

(Later) I should be out hugging babes instead of in here hugging a commode.

But here I go again...

David