David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 July 2009

Well diary, its just you and the Hoff again. We've seen some intense moments haven't we. Like the time we had to save Pamela from drowning under her own boobs. Or how about that time we had to give yasmine bleeth mouth to mouth because she was choking on a breath mint. Or how about that time that we got peck implants, well...that just sucked. But... The Hoff has never looked better huh? I think today I am just going to sit back and work on my Hoffness. I am after all the king of the Hoffs. I have money, fame great pecks and I am the best singer to come out of Germany or Japan for that matter. I don't know maybe today I'll put on the old lifeguard outfit and see if there are anymore boobs, I mean girls that need mouth to mouth down at the beach. Look out ladies here come the Hoff!

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