David Hasselhoff - My Fake Diary
Monday, 8 February 2010
Nagini found the radioactive dogs before I did. Now I'm watching from a wooded hill overlooking Hogsmeade as Nagini wreaks havoc on the little town. I'm standing with a bunch of Hogsmeade refugees and, get this, every time we speak, not only do our mouths not move in sync with the sound but now there's subtitles.
Oh, and I found out that I can jump wicked high, run on walls, break bricks with my bare hands, and I've got some MAD kung fu/sword fighting moves.
Nagini seems to be having a grand time with the ensuing chaos down in town. Yeah she's...
Oh no no no no.
GET THAT GOAT AWAY FROM HERE!
I gotta go. The village bartender brought his goat up on this hill and Nagini's seen it. She's coming right for us!
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