David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 October 2014

Life is getting pretty terrible. There was this chap who bumped into me in Leeds, anybody would think he was playing in the fields of Eton. But this was a minor blip compared with the EU - all that money they want! It makes you realise what it must be like paying the rent in London.

Anyway I'm not paying - so there bloody foreigners!

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