David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 1 December 2012
Had a long phone call with Mr Murdoch this morning. He assured me that if I weaken on supporting the Leveson proposals he will publish the photo of George and I eating canopies from Boris' naked body back at Oxford.
Looks like we will have to form a partnership with UKIP and the BNP to hold on to power. Not happy about it but if it means we can show Johnny Foreigner what for it'll be okay.
My Prag Nick has been sniffling all day about his party's terrible results in the by elections it looks like he will try and get a bit argumentative. I've asked an old chum to take his kids away for a weekend in Wales to make sure he'll toe the line.
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